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07 ottobre DAD EXPLAINS SEXA father was explaining the facts
of life to his son. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer
points of love-making: Father: "One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different women say different things during the act, even if you are doing the same thing." Son: "What do you mean, Dad?" Father: "Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, 'Are you done yet?' On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, 'Are you done already?'" Son: "What do other women say?" Father: "Well, a school teacher will say, 'We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!' A nurse will say, 'This won't hurt one bit.'" Son: "I thought they said, 'Pull down your pants and bend over.'" Father: "That's male nurses. Moving on, a bank teller will say, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.' A stewardess will say, 'Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.'" Son: "And what does mother say?" Father: "She says, 'Ohhhh tonight Harrrrryy?? I just spent $35 to have my hair done. Can't you wait till tomorrow?'" Commenti (1)Per aggiungere un commento, accedi con il tuo Windows Live ID (se utilizzi Hotmail, Messenger o Xbox LIVE possiedi già un Windows Live ID). Accedi Non hai ancora un Windows Live ID? Registrati
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